Question: Why are blokes like floor tiles?
Answer: Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Question: Why can’t blokes make pancakes?
Answer: Because they’re useless tossers.

Question: What does a girl have to say to seduce a bloke?
Answer: "Hi."

Question: How do you know when a bloke is lying?
Answer: His lips move.

          In The Big Book of Bloke Jokes, New Woman, the magazine that makes you laugh out loud, tries to explain some of life’s eternal mysteries. Like why a bloke can’t shop/put the toilet seat down/understand why you’d rather watch Sex and the City than the Cup Final…. But we still love them…. er, don’t we?