What if being royal was a crime?

          The UK has come over all republican. The royal family exiled to an exclusion zone with the other villains and spongers. And to cap it all, the Queen has threatened to abdication.

          Yet Prince Charles is more interested in root vegetables than reigning….. unless his wife Camilla can be queen in a newly restored monarchy. And when a scoundrel who claims to be the couple’s secret love child offers to take the crown off their hands, the stage is set for a right royal showdown.

          But the question for Camilla (and the rest of the country) must be: queen of the vegetable patch or queen of England?