Birds do it. Bees do it. Why can’t Sam and Lucy?

          When Lucy first suggested they make a baby, Sam was gung ho — after all, sleeping with his wife is one of Sam’s favorite things to do. Then out came the thermometers, followed by the holistic home remedies — not to mention some humiliating bouts with specimen jars. Soon Lucy’s demands are driving Sam out of his mind. That is, until Sam conceives a plan of his own: He’ll write a screenplay based on his and Lucy’s poignant (and often uproarious) efforts to conceive a child. It could be a big hit. It might even make Sam’s career. Or cost him his marriage . . .

          From the award-winning author of Popcorn and Blast from the Past comes this hilarious and heartbreaking new novel —a provocative two-sided look at one couple’s inconceivable dilemma. From sperm that swim backward to aromatherapy run amok, procreation for Lucy and Sam has turned into a grisly little war. But if Lucy feels barren as the Sahara, and Sam thinks his gay friends will be fathers before he is, they’re about to have yet another problem on their hands: saving the love that once was everything they had. . . .

          Ben Elton, author of the number–one UK bestsellers is also well–known as a stand–up comedian, a scriptwriter for the British cult television series Blackadder, the playwright of three West End hits, and the author of six novels — all major UK best–sellers.