Lizzie Jordan’s Secret Life

Five years after leaving university, Lizzie Jordan considers herself one of life’s failures. Unlike her highflying friends, Lizzie works as a lowly typist, shares a grotty flat and 'makes do’ with her accountant boyfriend. She’s never really been able to get over Brian, the handsome American student she dated at university, who is now a hugely successful Wall Street banker. Lizzie still corresponds with Brian by email. But the life she describes to him, with its extravagant parties and million-pound business deals, bears little relation to reality. Lizzie is overjoyed when Brian announces he’s coming to stay. But how can she conceal from him the fact that the glamorous lifestyle she’s been describing to him all these years is based on a tissue of lies? Ever resourceful, Lizzie comes up with a cunning plan. But the best-laid plans have a habit of going horribly wrong.

Getting Personal

Why is it that your best friend always seems to end up with men who treat her badly? Why is that your best male friend seems intent on dating the kind of girl who thinks that Nietzche is an STD? Why is it that your own little black book looks more and more like the non-celeb client list of the Priory? Why can’t any of you find someone quite right?

Ruby, Martin and Lou are three old friends who have spent too much time talking about the ones that got away.

Facing another summer without love, they decide to approach the dating dilemma in the way they approached finding flatmates. They’re going to place personal ads. For one another.