Book description
"We were fed up with everyone admiring our baby sister, so we dyed her orange…"
"The ice cream kiosk was slowly rolling down the slipway, with my dad hanging on the back…"
"We taxied my sister’s hamster down the runway, ready for take-off…"
It must be true that confession is good for the soul. Every day, hundreds of letters arrive at the Radio 1FM Breakfast Show from conscience-stricken listeners who cannot bear their burdens of guilt a moment longer.
Whoever dreamed up the idea of human progress down the centuries plainly isn’t one of the eleven million people who tune in daily to hear "Father Mayo" and the Breakfast Crew granting – or in the hard-hearted Dianne’s case withholding – forgiveness.
It’s all here, from simple mischief to downright wickedness – more than enough to confirm your blackest suspicions about the human race!