Can you imagine life without television, road signs and bananas? Or only having enough clothing coupons to buy a small pair of knickers? Not to mention the late-night bombing raids. These were just some of the hardships for the people who stayed at home in World War Two – the blitzed Brits.

          Want to know:
– what really happened in Dad’s Army?
– how to make a rude noise with a gas mask?
– why the blitzed Brits are chicken-fruit, sinkers and nutty?

          Read on for some spiffing slang, foul food facts about rotten rationing, awful evacuation tales, and the terrible truth about London’s bloodthirsty blackout murderer.