Bernard Bellamy has done a deal. He’s sold out to the Devil, in all his forms. In return, he is promised that all his wishes will be granted, all his desires fulfilled. One of them, ypung Carmen Wedmore, is proving to be quite a challenge.

          Carmen lives in the new town of Fenedge, East Anglia, near her former schoolfriends, Laura and Annie. The three girls dream of the day they’ll escape their dullsville existence. While Annie flies off with a fluttering, blipping heart to the snowcapped peaks and frothy rapids of New Zealand to join the man of her dreams and Laura marries, capably moving the population graph a few notches higher, Carmen stays in Fenedge, under the powerful clasp of Sir Bernard and Driver, the Devil’s agent. Disguised as a suave chauffeur, Driver cruises in his plush, shiny, sinister limo, stalking her every move.

          Why does Carme’n bust increase from size B to D; her legs elongate with endless elegance; a pulsating zit appear on the very tip of her nose at the most inopportune of moments? As Carmen’s imbroglio continues, she becomes ever more determined to ride out the temptations laid in her path and not to sell her soul. But will she eventually succumb? Or will the Devil, for once, not have everything his own way?