Book description
"The easiest way to become a celebrity is to murder someone and put their chopped uo remains in a box", said Bertrand Russell. Just in case you’re not prepared to go quite that far, How To Be a Celebrity is a hilarious, acid-tongued guide to attaining your wish by any-means-necessary. Whatever career you lust after – film star, TV weather girl or just famous for no good reason – this manual, packed with tricks of the trade, insider gossip, cautionary tales and celebrity pearls of wisdom, will make you rich, loathsome and internationally famous before you can say "Hello! photo-shoot".
