Book description
Malcolm’s 3000 ingenious yet practical tips on living a life of opulent ease include:
– How to delegate – everything
– Being served first at the bar
– How to jump queues
– How to save hours of travelling time
– Conserving effort in dating and marriage
– How to secretly skive at work – still earning rapid promotion
– How to make friends and relatives do ALL the work
– Appearing to serve the community, while putting the burden on others
– How to handle VAT and Revenue officials
– Exploiting neighbours
– Making children help around the home
– Dealing with unwanted visitors
– How to be a linguist, sporting personality or virtuoso pianist – instantly
