A parody of SAS books:

          Going on holiday and dealing with unwanted relatives – the SAS way.

          How to get the ultimate book deal using a rope, two hostages and a ransom note

          SAS survival tips – how to build a nice bungalow in the desert using an anorak, a bucket and a sharp HB pencil

          SAS cookery tips – how to make a satisfying three-course dinner out of a hedgehog, a box of matches and a packet of opal fruits