"New Woman Bloke Jokes 2" is the second collection of the best and funniest witticisms about men, as seen in New Woman magazine’s feature of the same name. Divided into nine categories, the jokes cover everything you’ve ever found funny about the opposite sex, from shopping and driving to sharing feelings.
Q: Why do blokes get married?
A: So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in anymore
Q: How do you stop a bloke breaking into your house?
A: Replace all the locks with bra fasteners
Q: How do you stop a bloke biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes
Q: What’s the difference between a bloke and a Brussel sprout?
A: One is tasteless and smells of farts and the other is a nutritious vegetable